Impact Results 4/5/10

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We go backstage to Christy Hemme, who details the rules for a TNA Knockouts Lock Box Showdown tonight. Christy is joined by the Beautiful People, who say that they plan on getting three of the four boxes and winning the TNA Knockouts Title. Lacey comes out in a towel and says that tonight will be a night nobody will forget, because they're going to see Lacey parading around in her bra and panties.

Knockouts Lock Box Challenge: Tara, Angelina Love, ODB & Hamada vs The Beautiful People & Daffney
Angelina starts with Madison Rayne, then tags out to Tara. Rayne kicks Tara down, then humps her head into the mat. Rayne goes up top, but Tara comes out with the Widow's Peak and eliminates Rayne. Tara wins the first key and we're down to 3-on-3 as we go to commercial.

We're back, and during the commercial, Daffney pinned Hamada to earn a key, so we're down to 2-on-2. Velvet Sky has a chinlock on ODb but ODB fights out and splashes Velvet in the corner. ODB with a fallaway slam on Sky, but only gets 2. Sky slips out of a fireman's carry and gets a DDT to pin ODB and win a kep, and we're down to Lacey and Angelina. Angelina with a flying clothesline and then pounds on Lacey. Angelina whips Lacey into the corner, but Lacey gets her boot up on a charge and goes for a moonsault elbow and drops the elbow even though Angelina moved like five seconds earlier. Angelina with a Flatliner on Lacey for the win.

Winners: Tara, Daffney, Velvet Sky, Angelina Love
As a reminder, each key unlocks one locked box which contain Tara's tarantula, the TNA Knockouts Title, an open contract for a match with anyone, and a contract to have to do a striptease.

It's time to reveal the contents of the Lock Boxes! Velvet opens hers first, and she gets...the open contract! Tara's up second, and her prize is...her tarantula! But unfortunately, this means she's no longer the Knockouts Champion. And it comes down to Angelina and Daffney. They open their boxes at the same time, and our new Knockouts Champion is...Angelina Love! So now Daffney has to go to the ring and strip, and if she doesn't she'll be fired on the spot. Daffney makes her way to the ring and looks none too happy. Daffney proceeds to do the worst, least enthusiastic striptease I've ever seen, and with horrible music at that, but out comes Lacey Von Erich, who lays Daffney out with the ugly stick, then she starts stripping as Tara and Angelina start fighting up on the rampway over the Knockouts Title. They start fighting into the ring and brawl on the mat right in front of Lacey...who keeps on stripping. Velvet Sky takes the mic and says that Lacey's turned up the heat, but rule #1 of the Beautiful People Club is that no Beautiful Person shall upstage another Beautiful Person, so Velvet's going to cash in her open contract next week against Angelina in a Leather and Lace match. Angelina makes mad faces at her as we go off the air.

Posted By: Corrin | Date Posted: April 5, 2010 | Add Comment? • [0]